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sometimes i leave my room #natureandshit

sometimes i leave my room #natureandshit


if youre in a heterosexual relationship like who gets to be the woman and who gets to be the other woman?


i grab my friend and yell OH MY GOD HAVE YOU SEEN THIS VINE, my friend turns around; i am holding an excellent specimen of vitis coignetiae, we are botanists


Stewart Lee’s Comedy Vehicle, Series 3, Episode 6: Marriage.

I wish screencaps could show you how damagingly funny this was because right now it just looks like a serious philosophical debate with two middle aged white men dying of laughter behind it. 


"Bob missed his first day of school, and he never really caught up. So he thinks there are only five states, and that one of them is named Chim Cham."